Hay guiz~ :3

I'm moving out today and I'm about to disassemble my computer for the first time since I put the damn thing together in 2002. So internet, I will talk to you again some time soon from my new pad in Ann Arbor with my aunt and two parakeets and an English Bulldog.

TL;DR: BBL~ ♥

From Warren Ellis:

"Monkey-controlled robots have upgraded from leg control to arm control, it seems. I don’t consider this a useful advance. Monkeys are well known, after all, for, well… non-consensual sexual activities. And I frankly refuse to end my life desperately trying to fend off a monkey-powered robot fisting. I mean, is that really the future you wanted? "Day 184. Still can’t go outside. Monkeys waiting to fist me with robot arms." No. You’re not even going to get a jetpack with which to evade the mechanical rape arms of the Simian Love Patrol.

And even if you did, the monkeys would learn how to fly them."

1; Oh my god it's 83 degrees HELLO THERE, SUMMER, PLEASE STOP THAT YOU STUPID WHORE I AM NOT OUT ON THE LAKE I AM STUCK INSIDE BECAUSE

2; I HAVE ANOTHER 140 PAGES OF THIS BOOK ABOUT A SOUTHERN FAMILY REUNION DUE BY 7TH HOUR TOMORROW and after I take the test I have to come home and write my four page final paper (I am not sure what I am writing about yet!) and turn that in Wednesday BUT WEDNESDAY? I'M DONE. NO MORE. TODAY AND TOMORROW ARE MY FINAL HURDLES. After that is is just stumbling around at school for a few days going to parties while all of the underclassmen freak out about their chemistry finals. Oh yes~

3; I graduate on the 5th (my dress is very...white) and move out on the 7th. INDEPENDENCE! KIND OF!

...I should be reading!

TL;DR
freedom is at hand, LET'S DANCE!

[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: AWESOME.
[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: I RIPPED MY OTHER OTHER OTHER PANTS
[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: *FACEPALM*
[23:44] zentulip: ahahaha
[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME, LIFE.
[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: STOPPIT.
[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: I'M RUNNING OUT OF BOTTOMS.
[23:44] Sora no Anshoku: UGH THIS IS GOING TO END UP ON LIVEJOURNAL, ISN'T IT?

HELLO, LIVEJOURNAL it's 6am oh god what's going on I HAVE LOTS OF THINGS TO DO.

ANYWAY so I am in Chicago this weekend for Anime Central with Jai and Lizz and some other people so I'll be back on Sunday and will have a ton of lulz and pics to share on Monday assuming I'm not dead by then!

SO BE COOL STAY IN SCHOOL HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND
♥ ♥ ♥

Joy, Pure Joy, I am
What I always wanted
to grow up and be
Things are becoming
more of a dream with
each waking day-
The heavy brows of Daily Life
are becoming encrusted
with glitter and the shaking finger
of consequence is
beginning to giggle
Grumpy old men
have wings
Burns sport Halos
and everyday dullness
has begun to breathe
as I remember the
incredible lightness
of living

-- Jewel

Ceramics. We're doing slab pieces right now. Eventually it'll be a cylinder shaped pot about a foot tall. So I fuck around and do the first idea I get, which is a mythological-type depiction of a separated god/human couple. I guess he's a storm god or something. SEE MS PAINT REFERENCE. HOW 'BOUT THAT RAIN/HAIR CONNECTION? AM I CLEVER AT 9AM OR WHAT?



So anyway Rife wanders around (after like three days of thinking "I wonder if she approved this idea oh well MOAR FUCKING CARVING") and has the balls to tell me that even if it turns out great and shit she wouldn't display it because, lol, THE WOMAN HAS BOOBS AND YOU CAN VAGUELY SEE THEM AND I GUESS WE DON'T FLY FOR THAT SHIT HERE seeing as it is an all-girl school so how would we know what those are. It was so hilarious, like "I GUESS I'LL LET IT SLIDE" like I should be super grateful or something. But sadly I actually got someone who came around and looked over my shoulder as I was doing it the other day who actually commented on the fact that you could see her breasts.

WHAT GOES ON, PEOPLE. WHY DOES THIS SHIT SHOCK YOU? ARE YOU 17 OR 7? BOOBS. THEY'RE THERE. IT'S ART. STFU OR GTFO.

Thank you, and have a pleasant evening.

"Pippa Bacca, a performance artist from Italy who hitchhiked throughout Europe wearing a wedding dress to spread a message of peace and "marriage between different peoples and nations" was found dead in Turkey, raped and murdered by a mentally ill man who offered her a ride..." [BB]

Rasputina - Wish You Were Here

I woke up today and thought, You know what we need, internet? More tentacles.

The angst from yesterday has all but disintegrated and I could now probably be classified as a Happy Camper.

Some girl fainted in the bathroom today and the school called 911. So I pass by the bathroom and see the girl on a stretcher with an Oh My God I Hate Thursdays look on her face. And it made me smile.

In conclusion: Dolla, dolla bill, y'all. As it were.

[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: dude
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: so
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: I wuv yew.
[00:27] zentulip: ...yes.
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: I DO
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: DON'T QUESTION IT
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: MY LOVE
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: FOR YOU
[00:27] Sora no Anshoku: IT IS TALL LIKE THE MOUNTAINS
[00:28] Sora no Anshoku: AND WIDE LIKE THE SEA
[00:28] Sora no Anshoku: AND POWERFUL LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

1; I totally didn't just spend 10 hours torrenting 800mb of Pokemon soundtracks. OH WAIT, YES I DID. ♥

2; Hahaha, Julia I totally got your message, you lucky whore! I WANNA SEE ANI DIFRANCO ASDFGHJKL; *pouts* Oh well~ I'm glad my position as music guru of the midwest has at least been confirmed. And I can totally get you those audiobooks you asked for. ;3

3; And if anyone else hasn't seen this yet, THERE YOU GO~



brother, my brother
tell me, what are we fighting for?

1; Rejoice and be glad, for I have not yet been eaten by bats! :D

2; So, internet, what's YOUR excuse for not yet having seen There Will Be Blood?

3; [Cosplay jargon...go!] My aunt has agreed to mod my Yoko top with the flame design, which makes me a Happy Panda. I was not aware that they sold bathing suit fabric at JoAnn's. Who knew? Apparently I'm responsible for drawing out the actual design, though. Hopefully that'll turn out well... I return home with about twice as much stuff as I came here with on Friday or Saturday, where hopefully both my boots and gloves will be waiting for me. And good lord had those boots better be the hottest fucking shit I have ever SEEN for the amount shelled out for them.

4; I have a 650 page English book due two weeks from today. Currently on page 27. I am a literature devouring MACHINE.

Alright, am once again at Aunt's in Port Huron for the week.

I would like to be sleeping right now. But I cannot without at least keeping the television AND bedside lamp on for fear of bats. And even THEN it's difficult to convince myself that I am being irrational and even if there were any bats they wouldn't come out AND IT'S REALLY ASDFGHJKL; HARD TO SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON.

I have decided that I hate bats.

But I must keep strong and persevere. For the good of the people and all that.

Maybe I will go watch more of that John Adams HBO thing while I cower in fear.

[20:17] Sora no Anshoku: GUESS WHICH ONE IS THE CUTE BABY
[20:17] Sora no Anshoku: http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/bcharvet/Supernatural/Jensen/jensenrosie.jpg
[20:17] Sora no Anshoku: THE OTHER BABY IS UGLY.
[20:17] Sora no Anshoku: HINT: IT'S NOT JENSEN.
[20:17] Sora no Anshoku: THE UGLY ONE, THAT IT.
[20:17] Sora no Anshoku: *IS...
[20:20] SarcasticMuse28: I think there's a 12 step program for this type of thing.
[20:20] Sora no Anshoku: GOOD. MAKE SURE TO KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME.

[20:13] Sora no Anshoku: god jensen's beautiful
[20:13] SarcasticMuse28: O RLY?~
[20:13] Sora no Anshoku: OKAY. LIKE
[20:13] Sora no Anshoku: THAT IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE RESPONSE AT ALL
[20:13] Sora no Anshoku: EVEN IN A SARCASTIC TONE
[20:14] SarcasticMuse28: >:3
[20:14] Sora no Anshoku: NO
[20:14] Sora no Anshoku: NO FUCKING CATS

[19:29] Sora no Anshoku: WINCHESTER OVERLOAD
[19:29] Sora no Anshoku: WINCHESTER OVERLOAD
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[19:29] SarcasticMuse28: winchester overload confirmed.